i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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