In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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