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Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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