she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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