if i died would you start the facebook group?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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