just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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