Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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