I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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