Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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