There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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