so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I need a beard to bite.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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