is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am mentally ready for anal.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
