I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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