so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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