If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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