Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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