drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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