he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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