Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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