her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...