So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it's like iHOP with fire
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though