She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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