Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She needs sedatives and a leash
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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