that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this boner is exhausting
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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