I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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