Who wears a wallet chain?!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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