S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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