spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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