Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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