She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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