What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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