i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize
