You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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