17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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