So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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