3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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