no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
its liver damage thursday
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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