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I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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