Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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