Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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