i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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