google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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