The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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