doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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