dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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