sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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