I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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