oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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