I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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