finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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