your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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