mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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