We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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