margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Tell her she can't have a vagina
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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