There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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